{"id":309,"date":"2006-03-07T14:32:37","date_gmt":"2006-03-07T14:32:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/2006\/03\/07\/the_crappiest_invention_ever\/"},"modified":"2006-03-07T14:32:37","modified_gmt":"2006-03-07T14:32:37","slug":"the_crappiest_invention_ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/2006\/03\/07\/the_crappiest_invention_ever\/","title":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.slate.com\/id\/2137256\/\" title=\"Why the auto-flushing toilet must die.\">The Crappiest Invention Ever<\/a>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Finally, some sense!  Those things piss me off so much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finally, some sense! Those things piss me off so much.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-309","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crap"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=309"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/309\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=309"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=309"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=309"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}