{"id":37,"date":"2004-03-20T09:13:10","date_gmt":"2004-03-20T09:13:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/2004\/03\/20\/walmart_opens_store_on_new_planet\/"},"modified":"2004-03-20T09:13:10","modified_gmt":"2004-03-20T09:13:10","slug":"walmart_opens_store_on_new_planet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/2004\/03\/20\/walmart_opens_store_on_new_planet\/","title":{"rendered":"<a title=\"Wal-Mart Opens Store on Recently Discovered Planet\" href=\"http:\/\/bbspot.com\/News\/2004\/03\/walmart.html\">Wal-Mart Opens Store on New Planet<\/a>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I tell ya, those things are everywhere, and by &#8216;things&#8217; I mean giant angry fish-monster creatures.  At least the aliens are more attractive than your average Wal-Mart clientele.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I tell ya, those things are everywhere, and by &#8216;things&#8217; I mean giant angry fish-monster creatures. At least the aliens are more attractive than your average Wal-Mart clientele.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}