{"id":68,"date":"2004-05-22T20:12:44","date_gmt":"2004-05-22T20:12:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/2004\/05\/22\/when_puppets_attack\/"},"modified":"2004-05-22T20:12:44","modified_gmt":"2004-05-22T20:12:44","slug":"when_puppets_attack","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/2004\/05\/22\/when_puppets_attack\/","title":{"rendered":"<a href=\"http:\/\/www.lyonpuppets.com\/carvel1.html\" title=\"What in the hell is cookie puss?\">When Puppets Attack<\/a>"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Read the story.  Click through to see the HORROR.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Read the story. Click through to see the HORROR.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-crap"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/brainsideout.com\/sundries\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}